The Host Of The Evening
Liner notes
I feel like this comes a bit close to breaking my 'punch upwards' rule; I've no idea what was going on in the open mic host's life that led to him missing another booking; I think I've been to more of his open mics than he has. In any event, I've tried not to be too mean.The host of the evening appears indisposed
He's off doing something more pressing, I s'pose
But for the mo, open mic's staying closed
The host of the evening appears indisposed.
The host of the evening's location's unknown
We can't get the arsehole to pick up his phone
We reckon he's probably buggered off home
The host of the evening's location's unknown
The host of the evening is clearly elsewhere
If he's got plans, he's not made us aware
The poor fella's disappeared into thin air
The host of the evening is clearly elsewhere
It's not the first time we've been left in the lurch
We're printing out posters and mounting a search
We'll drag him back here, kicking and screaming
And keep a close eye on the host of the evening
The host of the evening's abandoned his post
Just at the moment we needed him most
It seems like an odd choice of venue to ghost
The host of the evening's abandoned his post
The host of the evening is absent again
A dozen performers were waiting in vain
We're down to a couple who chose to remain
The host of the evening is absent again
It's not the first time we've been left in the lurch
We're printing out posters and mounting a search
We'll drag him back here, kicking and screaming
And keep a close eye on the host of the evening
The host of the evening appears indisposed
He's off doing something more thrilling, I s'pose
But for the mo, open mic's staying closed
The host of the evening appears indisposed.